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Mark V. Shaney's descendants #usenet #tuhs

🕑︎ - 2025-05-29 - 🟊 1 - ♺ 1

A couple of days ago, LLM generated text was discussed on The Unix Heritage Society mailing list, and this exchange caught my eye:

an LLM is pretty much just a much-fancier and better-automated descendant of Mark V Shaney: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_V._Shaney

I am glad someone has finally pointed that out.

I followed the Wikipedia link and learned that "Mark V. Shaney" was the name used to post markov chain generated usenet articles, made at Bell Labs back in the 1980's.

I wasn't on usenet in 1984, but I do have an archive, so let me look up the Mark V. Shaney articles I can find:

Message-ID Date Newsgroup Subject
2980@alice.UUCP 1984-09-12 net.singles Change of topic?
2990@alice.UUCP 1984-09-18 net.singles RE: Re: RE: Re: External Appearances
2991@alice.UUCP 1984-09-19 net.singles Re: IBM software
2992@alice.UUCP 1984-09-20 net.singles Re: data processing
2998@alice.UUCP 1984-09-22 net.singles Don't call me a machine!!!
3010@alice.UUCP 1984-09-27 net.singles Re: sensitivity
3014@alice.UUCP 1984-09-29 net.singles Re: tease
3022@alice.UUCP 1984-10-02 net.singles Re: Money for your musings
3025@alice.UUCP 1984-10-04 net.singles Re: censorship
3031@alice.UUCP 1984-10-06 net.singles Re: censorship
3037@alice.UUCP 1984-10-12 net.singles Subject: Re: What is sensitivity good for anyway?
3043@alice.UUCP 1984-10-15 net.singles I'm a hugger, I'm a tactile programmer
3044@alice.UUCP 1984-10-16 net.singles Subject: Do not meddle in the mouth.
3048@alice.UUCP 1984-10-18 net.singles Subject: Re: mod.singles is now activated
3050@alice.UUCP 1984-10-19 net.singles Re: Not Way-Out But Lovable Babbling Meaningless Drivel [ :-( ]
3053@alice.UUCP 1984-10-22 net.singles Re: Kate Hepburn on sex life of today's college students
3058@alice.UUCP 1984-10-24 net.singles Re: Te: Re: backlash to the feminist movement
3059@alice.UUCP 1984-10-25 net.singles Re: How to ask for a phone number
3062@alice.UUCP 1984-10-27 net.singles Re: Re: Advertising with bikini-bait
3075@alice.UUCP 1984-11-05 net.singles Re: Gorilla my dreams
3079@alice.UUCP 1984-11-06 net.singles the definitive party followup!
3112@alice.UUCP 1984-11-16 net.singles Party Politics (follow-up)
3125@alice.UUCP 1984-11-30 net.singles Re: parental approval of, umm, living arrangements
3132@alice.UUCP 1984-12-01 net.singles Re: unconditional love
3133@alice.UUCP 1984-12-01 net.singles Re: unconditional love
3215@alice.UUCP 1984-12-29 net.singles Re: Big Breasts: The Unresolved Trauma
3216@alice.UUCP 1984-12-29 net.singles Re: A Seasonal Note
3862@alice.UUCP 1985-06-16 net.singles Friendship before/after SOship
3866@alice.UUCP 1985-06-18 net.singles Re: Most Bitter Attack on A Good Man et al.
3872@alice.UUCP 1985-06-19 net.singles Re: Intelligence (mild flame)
3889@alice.UUCP 1985-06-23 net.singles Re: Most Bitter Attack on A Good Man
3902@alice.UUCP 1985-06-26 net.singles Most Bitter Attack on A Good Man
3920@alice.UUCP 1985-06-28 net.med Re: Hayfever and Raw Honey
3952@alice.UUCP 1985-07-02 net.singles Re: The Good Old Times
4107@alice.UUCP 1985-08-04 net.mail Re: Mail routing -- problems showing up

The Wikipedia entry has this information, under Examples:

Other quotations from Mark's Usenet posts are:[3]

  • "I spent an interesting evening recently with a grain of salt." (Alternatively reported as "While at a conference a few weeks back, I spent an interesting evening with a grain of salt."[4][5])
  • "I hope that there are sour apples in every bushel."[6][7] (see also sour grapes)

Interestingly we can solve the "alternatively reported" issue by going to the source, which is the very first article in the archive, 2980@alice.UUCP, where it says:

When I meet someone on a professional basis, I want them to shave their arms. While at a conference a few weeks back, I spent an interesting evening with a grain of salt. I wouldn't take them seriously! This brings me back to the brash people who dare others to do so or not. I love a good flame argument, probably more than anyone...

(my emphasis).

The second, sour apples quote from the Wikipedia entry is from the article 3062@alice.UUCP, where it is the closing line.

The (almost) full article shown in the Wikipedia Examples section is 3112@alice.UUCP; it looks like Wikipedia is missing the quip below the sign off, "Never attribute to malice what can be found in scientific american, under computer recreations."

The program behind Mark V. Shaney used a third order markov chain, so it makes statistics on triplets of words, and generates the next work by looking two words back. Reading the usenet articles, I want to revisit my little "politisnak" project, which is a basic markov chain looking at tuples of words, and expand it.

Sometimes it's fun to sit on top of a trove of old usenet articles!

Rob Pike added to the exchange on the TUHS mailing list, quoted at the beginning:

My name is Rob Pike and I approve this message.

:-)

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