The funniest spam I've ever received arrived today. It goes like this: "Are you still using an old operating system? Why not upgrade to a newer and
more reliable version? You'll enjoy greater features and more stability.
Microsoft Dos 6.22 $15 Microsoft Windows 3.11 $15 Microsoft Windows 95 $15 Microsoft Windows 98 SE $20 Microsoft Windows Millenium $20 Microsoft Windows 2000 Pro $20 Microsoft Windows 2000 Server $50 Microsoft Windows 2000 Advanced Server (25CAL) $65"
(Most of) my "homepage" has had a slight makeover applied. It should be HTML 4.01 Strict standards-compliant now, except for where I screwed up - so if you're using an old, buggy browser it may look kind of weird.